THE MOTHERHOOD QUIZ
Think you’ve seen it all? Let’s see if you’ve said it all. Check the phrases you’ve said to your children. Then add up the scores to see where you stand!
(This quiz is an excerpt from my book, How to Have Peace When You’re Falling to Pieces. For the 10 Secrets of Motherhood, or for more fun parenting resources, go to my website: http://www.AuthorRebeccaRode.com)
___ Did you remember to wash your hands? (2 pts)
___ You don’t have to eat all of it; just try a bite. (3 pts)
___ You’re not leaving this room until it is clean. (3 pts)
___ You get what you get, and you don’t throw a fit. (4 pts)
___ You can’t drive until you’re sixteen. (2 pts)
___ I don’t care if all your friends have them. You’re not getting a cell phone until you’re _____ (insert age here) (4 pts)
___ If you want shoes that cost $120, you’ll have to save up for them yourself. (5 pts)
___ If you’re that bored, come empty the dishwasher. (3 pts)
___ It’s just a hairbrush, not an instrument of torture. (5 pts)
___ I thought you were going to wash your hands? (2 pts)
___ Wow. Um…when’s the last time you took a shower? (4 pts)
___ 17,950 texts in one month? Seriously? (5 pts)
___ Sit up, please. We’re reading scriptures. (5 pts)
___ Sweetheart, we don’t draw on the walls. (3 pts)
___ Did you really punch someone at school today? (5 pts)
___ No, you may not watch it again. You’re already watched it twice today. (2 pts)
___ Honey, we wear clothes when we go outside. (5 pts)
___ Didn’t I tell you to wash your hands? (2 pts)
___ Don’t lick the cat. I know she licks you, but just…don’t. (5 pts)
___ What’s the magic word? (2 pts)
___ I know it’s pink, but don’t you want something that’s a different color? Just this once? (3 pts)
___ Get down from the table, please. Tables are not for standing on. (3 pts)
___ Time to do your homework. (2 pts)
___ Turn that music down. Turn down the music! I SAID, TURN IT DOWN! (5 pts)
___ Did you pick that gum up from off the ground? Wait—don’t chew it! (3 pts)
___ How many times do I have to ask you to wash your hands? (2 pts)
___I think your room exploded. Time for a cleaning party. (4 pts)
___ Are you sure you want to read that book again? You already have it memorized. (2 pts)
___ Oops, I think the video game remote disappeared. Maybe if you clean your room it will reappear. (5 pts)
___ Is that syrup in your hair? (3 pts)
___ I just mopped that floor. Here’s a wet rag. Have fun! (5 pts)
___ Ew, sweetie. We don’t eat dirt. (3 pts)
___ Uh, no. You are not wearing that to school, young lady. (2 pts)
___ You still haven’t washed your hands? I give up! (5 pts)
100-118 You’re Supermom! You’ve seen and said it all.
80-99 You’re just about there. Keep up the good work!
60-79 You’re not quite in the thick of things yet. Count your blessings!
0-59 Just wait. The best is yet to come.
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